Katara: So, me and Aang are getting married
Toph: oh
well
i don't usually like to do things like this
but do you think i could be maid of-
Zuko: I JUST HEARD, KATARA
I CALL MAID OF HONOR

I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.

10 word story (via nhprep)


geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important


mysoulispainted:

120260:

finsburyparks:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

love it

Lmfao I have a friend like this


Yes please

mysoulispainted:

120260:

finsburyparks:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

love it

Lmfao I have a friend like this

Yes please

(Source: brattylifts)



braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 


(Source: becketts)


giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.


Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little block box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all.

See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little shit” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard.

I like my definition better anyways.

Another Piece About You (via brennanat)


queen-overlord:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"it spoils the mood" so does the sound of a baby crying

queen-overlord:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"it spoils the mood" so does the sound of a baby crying